See 'ya, suckers!
I am blowing this popsicle stand!
The Other Girl is back! And energized! And excited to be with Mom! So, I'm outta here. I head to Meh-hee-co in the morning, officially for a friends wedding, unofficially to put an entire country between me and Mom for a few days.
I hope I too shall return in a triumph of spirit and vitality, ready to kiss Mom on the cheek, and punch dementia in the face over, and over, and over...
Oh yeah, baby! These two little bits of ridiculous happiness are going with me!