Lickety Glitz
Jan 12, 20181 min
Updated: Dec 10, 2020
I often send/receive texts from my sister during the week (she's at her job on the coast for half the week, then comes here to take her days with Mom). A funny picture of Mom's choice of outfits, a rant if the day's going to shit, or a "Hooray!" if the day is awesome in some special way. This one, however, is my all time favorite... so far
"Woke up to poop in my bathrobe pocket. How's your morning going?"
"Toothpaste in her hair."