I often send/receive texts from my sister during the week (she's at her job on the coast for half the week, then comes here to take her days with Mom). A funny picture of Mom's choice of outfits, a rant if the day's going to shit, or a "Hooray!" if the day is awesome in some special way. This one, however, is my all time favorite... so far
From my sister:
"Woke up to poop in my bathrobe pocket. How's your morning going?"
My Response:
"Toothpaste in her hair."